This is the life of us.
This was our life.
How our lives began.
Here we are.
Hi. You’re probably going to think we are insane, and we very much are. Except the one and only moi. Let me introduce you all to the stars of the show: Tara, Sylvia, Ryanne, Trinity, and Mission. Maybe if we have time I’ll tell you about Faith and Harry, they are a much longer story…
Tara
My mother, half of my being, my 23 chromosomes. So you would think I’d be a little like her, the only common thing we have is our hair colour. Which I am not complaining about. But I find her a little nutty, she doesn’t have a good realistic outlook on the world. She’s a thinker, and when I say thinker she thinks of good (out of the box) ideas but never has the follow through to complete or start those ideas. For example she starts home renovation projects throughout our home and doesn’t finish them!!! Our stairs have been shredded wood for the last 2 years! Not to mention the half painted living room!!! Oh and one of my favorites, my bedroom door doesn’t have a handle! There is a small fist sized hole (where a handle should be), and to open and close my door I must put my fingers into it and manually close it. She's a mess.
Sylvia
Animal, ADD, Fighter. Sylvia is the stereotypical teenager. She fights to the death, even when it is so plainly obvious that she is wrong, she’ll fight to the end. Scratch your eyes out and whip you with her sharp tongue. Yet, we get along the best. While only two years apart, we commonly gang up on the other children and disown them to our fullest efforts. Sylvia is the most like my mom, because of her insanity and nuttiness but she is not as big of a mess. We are the type of sisters that will be chilling like bffs, then fighting for the next half hour, then stop fighting and go back to chilling like bffs. We have a weird relationship. Once she locked herself out of her room (BECAUSE SHE HAS A LEGITIMATE DOOR HANDLE W/ A LOCK!!!!) but her room is on the second story and at the front of the house. So she took a ladder to the front of the house climbed up, got on the roof, opened her window and BAM! problem solved. She takes action and does not stand around for someone to fix her problems.
"Did you know water is heavier than air?"
"Where's the cougar???"
On top of being a total maniac, she is one of the only people on this planet that can make me laugh whenever she wants.
Ryanne
Brat, Greedy Mofo, Loves to snuggle with me. Ryanne is the youngest of us three, inherently allowing her to be greedy and annoying. Lucky. She loves to fight, just like Sylvia. Also likes to be the center of attention, unfortunately she is the youngest and hasn’t completed a lot in her wee life span. She can’t compete with my life achievements. Not so lucky after all. But to compensate for this she likes to be ditsy, or maybe she actually is ditsy, attracting more attention to her and causing more people to laugh at her. Anyways, enough bashing the poor girl, something we like to do together is snuggle on the couch and watch tv/movies. I don’t know why we do it but its calming and nice to know we actually can tolerate each other.
"Hey, that's my shelf!"
"You didn't notice it before, why should it matter? You have two shelves."
"I paid for them! I want $100."
"Hahaha I'll give you $10 because that's how much I think they're worth"
See. She's a Greedy Mofo.
Trinity
Asian, Step-sister, SUPER. ASS. I thought that would be humorous and it is. Trin is kind of weird, like Sylvia, but not (its hard to explain). It’s a flaw of hers but other than that she’s decent. She looks like an average asian girl but shes not. She's completely white-washed. She should be caucasian. A banana. A twinkie. WHITE-WASHED. Anyways, our families moved in together when I was in grade 5 or 6, it was difficult because it was too fast of a move since my parents divorced like 3 months before my mom started to see another mad, and moved him and his children into a house with us. TOO FAST. Just too damn fast. Never liked the guy either but hey my mom wasn’t about to listen to her children and what they felt, she was too concerned with her own happiness. Whatever, if I have time I’ll rant on Harry and Faith and what they did to our family.
Mission
I don’t talk too much to Mission on a personal level. We’re buds. I am his stand in for an older sibling, not to mention an older brother. He lives with 4 girls in the house, he’s the only male. Poor kid. Mission is pretty quiet, not too out going, but we like to spend hours together playing Xbox. We prefer the killing games of COD and Battlefield. NO BIG DEAL. We get in the zone and that’s why we don’t engage with each other on a deeper insightful level because once we get in the zone nothing around us matters. We’re in the game. I’m his man. Even though I’m not a man…
I have time for a little update on Harry and Faith. Faith was another step-sibling but she's a little mental/crazy. She's suicidal and hurts herself. It was awful. She would act out and cause a lot of family stress. So eventually she blew up and left to go live with her grandma. I think it was for the best, and I am positivie everyone thinks it aswell. I personally haven't seen her for more than a year, I can't remember what she looks like. She was only a year younger than me. But she was socially awkward so we never really hung out.
Harry. HOLY BALLS. He ruined 7 years of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom married him when I was in gr 8. And since then he was abusive, mentally and physically. To everyone in the household. Even his own children. I'll elaborate tomorrow, works done and so I must go home.
H.